Chill the Fuck Out

so i send this email home, with basically everything in my last post and i get all these crazy replies about having lost my soul, and life is more than stumbling around in a drunken stupor. jesus christ. what is wrong with these people? firstly, dont they realise that perhaps i take a little literary license to spice up my emails, make them a little funnier or more entertaining? secondly, im in crazy fuck off japan where there really is nothing else to do but drink and if you think im missing out on the culture, think again. that is the culture here, that is what families do together at holidays and festivals, that is what bosses and colleagues do to bond.

anyway, i know i went a little off the deep end last week, so yes i am taking it easy. i have been sober for 3 nights now, and plan on remaining that way for the rest of the week. well, until wednesday anyway.... but even then i will take it easy.

so my dearest beloved ones - Chill The Fuck Out.