Come Uppance

so it finally happened. that dreaded phone call from a staff member politely asking you where you are, and why youre not at work. i completely forgot i had agreed to work an early shift, instead of a late today, and was sound asleep in bed when the bell rang for my first lesson. unfortunately i was also still drunk by the time i got to work to start a lesson later at 10.50. in fact, coby and his students had the misfortune of being in the classroom next to the toilets and could hear me throwing up. i finally sobered up at around 2pm probably during one of my kids classes. teaching a bunch of 4-8 year olds for 2 hours is not the best fun on a serious alcohol comedown. "how are you today?" "im happy, im great, im thirsty, im hungover!"

i really need a break for a while now. have been just a little too crazy lately. have almost ruined my nice work pants...... keep falling over in them, plus dribbled yakitori sauce down them the other night. didnt notice til i went to iron them, and saw that it hadnt come out in the wash.

that same night, i lost 2 hours. i think i left them at veni veni. from 2 hours, i have a total memory of about 3 minutes, in 5-10 second clips. seriously there are photos of me -proof that i was sitting there in that place- and they do not do a thing to jog my memory. this has only happened to me once before. scary. i do remember after veni veni though, and spending another hour or so in the toilet at mondo with the crazy girl mio. that was definitely fun, but i was so very drunk she couldnt have enjoyed it that much....